What?

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:41:45 -0400

What the heck is this? I haven’t written in a while because three weeks ago, the Feeder and the Dumb One brought home this strange hairless cat. I don’t need another cat in the house. I can barely tolerate Monster. This new cat, whose name I’ve deduced to be Will, (what a dumb name for a cat) doesn’t move around, doesn’t use the litter box, doesn’t curl up on the bed, doesn’t really do anything! YET, Will the cat seems to get all of the attention around here. I’m at a loss. My world is upside down.

Help.

The Torture Chamber

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:20:32 -0400

Yesterday, I had the opportunity to take a closer look at this new room, or as I think of it, the “Torture Chamber.”

It has become apparent that what I originally thought was some sort of cage, is more of a gladiatorial arena. The bars aren’t high enough to incarcerate me or Monster (assuming the humans aren’t smart enough to put some sort of top on it), but we could definitely be forced to stay in there and battle, probably for the Dumb One’s sick amusement.

Speaking of sick amusement, there also appears to be some sort of torture table. The soft, fluffy pad is most likely intended to lull us into some false sense of security (fat chance working on me, but for Monster who knows). Then its on with probing hands, stabby needles and something called a thermometer. This thermometer I can’t even speak about. Never ask.

I should come up with a plan of action, and soon. I’ve yet to consider an escape, but perhaps its time to think “outside the litter-box.”

Infant Care Class

Fri, 8 Aug 2008 22:36:15 -0400

You thought it was hard to type with paws, you should try graphic design. Besides, I need to go downstairs and hang around the food dish.

I don’t like change

Thu, 7 Aug 2008 22:41:00 -0400

Everything is changing, and I can’t figure out where the heck I’m supposed to sleep. This is the room I used to find the Feeder in the morning, usually with the hopes that I could get a morning snack. On a side note, I never got a morning snack. Never.

Back to this strange room... I find the oddest additions to be the miniature bookcase filled with picture books, and the giant cage (which I hope is for Monster, but I fear is for both of us).